Rowhudmad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent hare.

Rowhudmad created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rowhudmad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowhudmad, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rowhudmad's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rowhudmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must love Rowhudmad.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.