Fadvanstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, annoying manatee.

Fadvanstrag created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadvanstrag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadvanstrag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fadvanstrag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fadvanstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Fadvanstrag on top of important buildings.

4. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.

5. Never feed garlic to gulls while wearing cyan hats.