Cangenhom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, cheerful giraffe.

Cangenhom created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cangenhom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cangenhom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Cangenhom's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cangenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.