Sindamfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-powerful cobra.

Sindamfub created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sindamfub, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sindamfub, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sindamfub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sindamfub's Holy Commandments

1. Sindamfub loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Never run near badgers.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never feed beans to manatees while wearing indigo hats.