Cebmobrip Rotrannak Pagbimbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciless wyvern.

Cebmobrip Rotrannak Pagbimbin created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmobrip Rotrannak Pagbimbin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cebmobrip Rotrannak Pagbimbin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cebmobrip Rotrannak Pagbimbin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cebmobrip Rotrannak Pagbimbin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Hide if five sharks approach from the south.