Cibortbud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, astonishing wombat.

Cibortbud created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibortbud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cibortbud, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cibortbud's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cibortbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.