Watbedmotbop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering mouse.

Watbedmotbop created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Watbedmotbop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Watbedmotbop, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Watbedmotbop's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Watbedmotbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Worship no other gods but Watbedmotbop.