Badgedvag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, able coyote.

Badgedvag created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgedvag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Badgedvag, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Badgedvag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Badgedvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.