Bossquaggubmattigdav is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful goat.

Bossquaggubmattigdav created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossquaggubmattigdav, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bossquaggubmattigdav, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bossquaggubmattigdav's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bossquaggubmattigdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.