Yogbegyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful dog.

Yogbegyarp created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbegyarp, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yogbegyarp, it will try to impress you with trees.

Yogbegyarp's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yogbegyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always obey Yogbegyarp's priests.

5. Do not kill sharks.