Quillbidjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciful butterfly.

Quillbidjop created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbidjop, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quillbidjop, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Quillbidjop's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quillbidjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Retreat if six voles approach from the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.