Biftarpgod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical wombat.

Biftarpgod created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biftarpgod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Biftarpgod, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Biftarpgod's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Biftarpgod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.