Fossbastgom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced dragon.

Fossbastgom created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbastgom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fossbastgom, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fossbastgom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fossbastgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Put Fossbastgom first in all things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.