Stikbotdot Kiktarplak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent shrew.

Stikbotdot Kiktarplak created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Stikbotdot Kiktarplak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stikbotdot Kiktarplak, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stikbotdot Kiktarplak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stikbotdot Kiktarplak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Do not stand on grass.