Wegtonktalnulmatlargcit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced troll.

Wegtonktalnulmatlargcit created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegtonktalnulmatlargcit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegtonktalnulmatlargcit, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wegtonktalnulmatlargcit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wegtonktalnulmatlargcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.