Midbongidtit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate chicken.

Midbongidtit created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbongidtit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Midbongidtit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Midbongidtit's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Midbongidtit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.