Boghitban is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing clam.

Boghitban created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Boghitban, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Boghitban, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Boghitban's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Boghitban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never skip near foxes.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Boghitban on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Retreat if eight voles approach from the north.