Hadyamfom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless beaver.

Hadyamfom created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadyamfom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hadyamfom, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hadyamfom's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hadyamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.