Bushapgid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, thoughtless fish.

Bushapgid created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bushapgid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bushapgid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bushapgid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bushapgid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Never wear yellow jumpers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bushapgid.