Sagbetmet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable jackal.

Sagbetmet created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Sagbetmet, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sagbetmet, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sagbetmet's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sagbetmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. You must love Sagbetmet.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.