Gedlimcab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, competent mink.

Gedlimcab created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlimcab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedlimcab, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gedlimcab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gedlimcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not take Gedlimcab's name in vain.

3. Never paint your face gray.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Do not shave your feet.