Haploopapp is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent dragon.

Haploopapp created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Haploopapp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Haploopapp, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Haploopapp's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Haploopapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms indigo.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Haploopapp must be the most important thing in your life.