Hencibmis is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, clever crow.

Hencibmis created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencibmis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hencibmis, she will send minions to preach to you.

Hencibmis' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Hencibmis' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear indigo shorts.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Hencibmis on top of important buildings.

5. Pray towards the west.