Artmeggam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent dragon.

Artmeggam created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artmeggam, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Artmeggam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Artmeggam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Artmeggam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. You must pray to Artmeggam three times a day.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not covet oxen.