Looppadarf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, pitiless mongoose.

Looppadarf created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Looppadarf, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Looppadarf, she will not care.

Looppadarf's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Looppadarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Retreat if five snails approach from the south.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear white.

5. Worship no other gods but Looppadarf.