Gigcanmad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, generous hamster.

Gigcanmad created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigcanmad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gigcanmad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gigcanmad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gigcanmad's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Never talk about fire.