Stanbenyak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful fox.

Stanbenyak created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbenyak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stanbenyak, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stanbenyak's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Stanbenyak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stanbenyak.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stanbenyak.

3. Run away from indigo pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not sit in public.