Wikripfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent wombat.

Wikripfarn created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wikripfarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wikripfarn, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wikripfarn's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wikripfarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from orange nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.