Komdobflaptan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless dragon.

Komdobflaptan created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komdobflaptan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Komdobflaptan, she will think nothing of it.

Komdobflaptan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Komdobflaptan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Komdobflaptan.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Always take life seriously.
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