Zimtantin Nigstipfad Pangpompod is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring wombat.

Zimtantin Nigstipfad Pangpompod created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimtantin Nigstipfad Pangpompod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zimtantin Nigstipfad Pangpompod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Zimtantin Nigstipfad Pangpompod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zimtantin Nigstipfad Pangpompod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always help cats.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.