Sabkimyak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage wyvern.

Sabkimyak created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabkimyak, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sabkimyak, she will manifest in front of you.

Sabkimyak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sabkimyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.