Gessflattif is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-confident mole.

Gessflattif created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessflattif, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gessflattif, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gessflattif's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gessflattif's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear violet clothing.