Wonrapteen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humorless donkey.

Wonrapteen created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Wonrapteen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wonrapteen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wonrapteen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Wonrapteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never run near goats.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never talk about fire.