Bodnibgar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring raven.

Bodnibgar created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnibgar, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bodnibgar, he will be very unhappy.

Bodnibgar's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bodnibgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never laugh near dogs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.