Pinlegkom Fligbabflis is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, emotional dog.

Pinlegkom Fligbabflis created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinlegkom Fligbabflis, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pinlegkom Fligbabflis, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pinlegkom Fligbabflis' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pinlegkom Fligbabflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Pinlegkom Fligbabflis loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.