Funingnel is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic hare.

Funingnel created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Funingnel, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Funingnel, she will turn you into a sheep.

Funingnel's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Funingnel's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black goats, for they are unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always help horses.
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