Biddossbimlit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous goat.

Biddossbimlit created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biddossbimlit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Biddossbimlit, she will send you a sign.

Biddossbimlit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Biddossbimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Biddossbimlit's priests.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Biddossbimlit.
Votes: 14       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god