Yoknadjop is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty frog.

Yoknadjop created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yoknadjop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yoknadjop, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yoknadjop's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yoknadjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not eat peanuts.