Weesatdan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sage crow.

Weesatdan created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weesatdan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Weesatdan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Weesatdan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Weesatdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide if three tortoises approach from the south.

4. Run away from turquoise squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about planets.