Fliskonhub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-assured squirrel.

Fliskonhub created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliskonhub, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fliskonhub, he will send you a sign.

Fliskonhub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fliskonhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about amino acids.