Quillvegdap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring mouse.

Quillvegdap created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillvegdap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quillvegdap, it will come to you in dreams.

Quillvegdap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Quillvegdap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quillvegdap first in all things.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink alcohol.