Cetdimnad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able dragon.

Cetdimnad created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdimnad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cetdimnad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cetdimnad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cetdimnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.