Fedripspag Fatnurlmotpombudbagpitban is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable fairy.

Fedripspag Fatnurlmotpombudbagpitban created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedripspag Fatnurlmotpombudbagpitban, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fedripspag Fatnurlmotpombudbagpitban, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fedripspag Fatnurlmotpombudbagpitban's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fedripspag Fatnurlmotpombudbagpitban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never hurt otters.