Sathatgemwip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair wolf.

Sathatgemwip created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sathatgemwip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sathatgemwip, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sathatgemwip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sathatgemwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear magenta shoes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.