Largquagcib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty wyvern.

Largquagcib created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largquagcib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Largquagcib, she will turn you into a hamster.

Largquagcib's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Largquagcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Largquagcib on top of important buildings.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never pour water over plants.