Hombifarm is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered hydra.

Hombifarm created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hombifarm, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hombifarm, it will turn you into a mole.

Hombifarm's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hombifarm's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never skip in the presence of badgers.

5. Hombifarm loves birds, so they must be respected.