Quillbimflam Listfubbig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive bear.

Quillbimflam Listfubbig created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillbimflam Listfubbig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quillbimflam Listfubbig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quillbimflam Listfubbig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quillbimflam Listfubbig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never think ill of sick cats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.