Tailbifhan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak octopus.

Tailbifhan created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbifhan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tailbifhan, it will turn you into a rock.

Tailbifhan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tailbifhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Do not eat bread.