Mumkinhak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, deceitful dugong.

Mumkinhak created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumkinhak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumkinhak, she will send you a sign.

Mumkinhak's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Mumkinhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.