Yartbissfom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless shrew.

Yartbissfom created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartbissfom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yartbissfom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yartbissfom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yartbissfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Yartbissfom loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.